It seems my dad has started a turkey revolution. When I turned on the news this morning, I discovered that it is all over the airwaves. Turkeys everywhere are uniting to save fair Marion, the wild turkey in his back yard. So I thought for those of you who do not have TV's I would help spread this news. Time is short, just a little over a week until "turkey day". You can check out their blog to see what I am talking about. Be sure to read the comments.
This lady spent the day out in the freezing weather on a corner in Helena Montana trying to help Marion. She has offered to have Marion shipped to her free of charge where she will live a peaceful life on her ranch where she raises sheep.
This turkey was arrested for promoting the slaughter of hogs. The handsome fellow below claims that Marion was his highschool sweetheart. She dumped him for the lead singer of Counting Crows. He has been heart broken ever since but would like to have a second chance to win her back. He is counting on my dad to do the right thing and spare her on Thanksgiving morning. If he goes ahead with the turkey feast he wonders if he could at least be invited to dinner. He says he knows Harry and Marge and would love to catch up with them. Now go and do the right thing!
6 comments:
This thing has gotten totally out of hand. Marion has recieved four propsals of marriage from our local Toms. I am stunned at the turkey response.
The world is going to the turkeys. Watch out.
mom, did you write this? i can just see the laughter on all of your faces as you debate this issue. funny.
Of course I wrote it.
cute turkey pictures!
Mom, what are you smoking?
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